Found deep within the industrial park of Sturgis, SD, Murica Man has been sighted helping motorcyclists in need over at Samson Exhaust!
“He just roared right in on his Road King!” said a motorcyclist waiting for his FREE exhaust install to finish at Samson Exhaust.
“I saw the sign on the side of the building that said EVERYTHING UP TO 70% OFF and a weirdo in a flag cape standing in the wind, and had to stop by. I’m glad I did!” said another motorcyclist.
Murica Man’s identity has yet to be revealed.